From My (Simple) Diary

Sigh. Have you ever noticed that when something or someone leaves you flustered, you tend to just be a ball of nerves throughout the day? I'm having one of those days...I need a vacation! To calm myself before writing yet another class paper, I skimmed through my diary and laughed to myself when I read one of the excerpts. The "question" was:

Somehow, people don't return...

A. sweaters

B. from dangerous excursions

C. feelings

D. a wallet with cash

E. favors

F. to a bad restaurant

G. when fired

H. a bouquet of flowers

I. to idiots

I went with D, E, F, G and I. Who, in their right mind, would return to an idiot? Not I! Which options would you choose?